This is too good not to document. We're both sober.

optizim: bbq?
sisdeth13: movie
optizim: Bah
optizim: That's ok, I can set a mini TV...... ok, forget that line of though
optizim: *Runs*
sisdeth13: that would be entertaining
optizim: I've always wanted to bang someone doggie style and put my laptop on her back and like.. chat with you.
sisdeth13: omg
sisdeth13: OMG
optizim: haha
sisdeth13: You have a goal.
sisdeth13: YOU DO
optizim: OMG
optizim: No I don't.
optizim: NO
sisdeth13: Oh yes. Oh yes you do.
optizim: Negative.
optizim: It's not clearly defined.
optizim: It can't be a goal.
sisdeth13: oh no, you will
sisdeth13: bang someone doggie, and chat with me
sisdeth13: no, yes, that's exactly defined
optizim: Shutup
sisdeth13: put. out.
optizim: IT DOESN'T HAV ETO BE YOU
optizim: THEREFOR
optizim: NOT CLEARLY DEFINED
optizim: CAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT BE ONLINE
optizim: SO TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR TAILPIPE
sisdeth13: optizim: I've always wanted to bang someone doggie style and put my laptop on her back and like.. chat with you.
optizim: "and like"optizim: "AND LIKE"
sisdeth13: like my ass
optizim: So bang your ass and chat with you online?
sisdeth13: that would definitely be interesting
optizim: Yes, it would..
optizim: optizim: "You like it? YOU LIKE THAT?"
sisdeth13: rofl
optizim: sisdeth13: "OH YEAH"
sisdeth13: would that count as cyb0ring?
optizim: Hmmm
optizim: Sure
optizim: That would be hillarious.
sisdeth13: *bangbangbang* *typetypetype*
sisdeth13: *moan* *clickityclackity*
optizim: hahaoptizim: EA()FVU $AT()U AEGRV( UQ#$T#^$W)Y*U SD
optizim: Oh sorry... but, well, you know
optizim: Lili
optizim: We rule.
sisdeth13: Oh hell yes.
optizim: Who the hell else could have thought of this?
sisdeth13: nobody.
optizim: Exactly.
sisdeth13: we're THAT cool.
optizim: I'll even like, put a cloth under it so it doesn't burn you.
optizim: Of you could hav ea laptop shaped burn on your back..
sisdeth13: aw, chivalry isn't dead
sisdeth13: "omg it's slipping! brb, lemme fix it"
optizim: haha
optizim: "Wait, wait, I gotta pee"
sisdeth13: O
sisdeth13: M
sisdeth13: G
sisdeth13: I'm laughing so hard
optizim: Me too
optizim: Tessa in the background "Peeeeeeee"
sisdeth13: omg
sisdeth13: haha
sisdeth13: hehehehe
optizim: Me: "Hi "
sisdeth13: hahaha
optizim: Me: "What's going on again? Oh yeah! "
optizim: Me: *Hump*
optizim: Lili: *Out of control*
optizim: Me: "Oh yeah."
optizim: Lili: "Fuck, my nipple ring fell out "
sisdeth13: hahahaAHAHAhahahaha