10.07.2004

Why...

"Why are crayons called crayon?"

Because it's French for 'chalk'.

"Why are there no white markers?"

There are, they're paint markers.

"Why are markers called markers?"

Because they mark things up.

"Why are cups called cups?"

I don't know, Alden.

"You don't know anything, do you."

[silence]

"Why are..."

Ah! I don't know anything, remember? Quit asking questions!




This entry brought to you by Alden, and his mouth.
[Listening to: Death Comes Ripping - Cradle Of Filth - (1:57)]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA owned. I need to use that on Steve when he quizzes me about crap. :p