Rules

I always say "Rule Number One: Don't be a dick." As a joke. Over the years, it's sort of evolved. Like, Rule Number Two is "It doesn't matter what you do, it matters how you look while you're doing it"

#3 Don't believe everything you read, see on TV, or what people tell you. You'd think that's common sense, but, suprising what people take as "truth" based merely upon hearsay.

#4 There is no such thing as "common sense" It should be called "uncommon sense" because so few people exhibit it.

#5 If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

#6 Jealousy is a wasted emotion.


There's a few more, but I can't think of them right now. Just stuff I've come to apply to the everyday.