Sometimes, as a parent, ya just have these moments.
So, I ordered a new di- er, novelty cock, right? A cute one, from a German company, in the shape of Aphrodite. Got it on Friday, discarded the packaging.
Those wacky Germans included this long pamphlet with a whoooooole range of their other products. Some vibrating, or water proof, some 100% silecone, a myriad of colors LUCKILY, none realistic looking. When I say long pamphlet, the thing unfolded to about 2 feet long. I was amused with it, so, I folded it all back up, and used it as a bookmark.
This morning, I get up, and I found a section of it on the floor. The boy found it. I asked him where the rest of it was. He was like "that paper with all the magic wands on it?" Me: "Yes, yes, that's exactly right, the one with all the magic wands on it. May I have the rest?" He produced it, all torn to pieces, I garbaged it, as I should have yesterday.
I'm so flustered.
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WHAT HAPPENS TO LILIJA AT 1:48 A.M
4 comments:
It could have been worse...he could have been old enough to actually understand what they were. Don't be to hard on yourself. :o)
Luna
Haha, yeah, this was a wake up call, for me to be more discreet about my, uhm, literature...
Well, yea, be hard on yourself. Just don't beat yourself up with it. :D
well seeing a probably poorly illustrated instruction sheet is way better than seeing the actual show
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