7.24.2004

All in one!

Anything that boasts that it can do 15 things, doesn't do any one of them properly.  That's a fact.  If you're tempted to get an all-in-one printer/scanner/fax, be prepared to have them all either perform those tasks with utmost mediocrity, or, not perform all those tasks, or, just bitch up regularly, and be a pain in the ass.  This goes for everything.  Kitchen gadgets, car junk, electronics.  Whatever. 

It SLICES!! IT DICES!! IT JULIANNES!! Well, no, not really.  It slices, sorta, but if you move it like this, it falls apart.  It dices, but only after it slices, and only if it doesn't fall apart.  And who the fuck is Julianne?

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